@ComedicBust: "These diet pills better work," I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake.
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@DothTheDoth: Don't invite me over unless you are trying to secretly transfer a cursed object to me.
@AndyAsAdjective: "Rapunzel! Let down your hair!" RAPUNZEL: Hey hair, ya wanna go get ice cream? HAIR: Yeah! RAPUNZEL: Well too bad. Because we're not.
@Its_Miss_Riss: Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest? Well, I live with 4 teenagers and ALL the laundry in the house is clean AND folded. .