@YoungNobler: These e-cigarettes keep getting bigger and bigger. I swear I just saw someone smoking a clarinet.
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@ArfMeasures: COP: Have you been drinking? ME: [carrying 2 penguins I just stole] Good God I hope so
@Sickayduh: Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins