@heatherlou_: These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@T_Bonezzz_: [INFOMERCIAL] "Order now and receive 50% off The Clapper. CLAP ON.. CLAP OFF.. THE CLAPPER" Tyrannosaurus rex: *Sighs... *Changes channel
@Michael_Erhart: Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave.
@bossy_bootz: Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min