@heatherlou_: These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before.
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@_definitlymaybe: If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
@warmyellowlight: i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me
@MindyFurano: person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god
@ProdigyNelson: Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man