@Phook75: They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave.
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@stargazer15_: I'm the kind of girl that will suck helium from a balloon and talk dirty to you in a Minnie Mouse voice. Really dirty.
@anhonestmess: A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds.
@imskytrash: cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice