@Phook75: They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave.
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@Beatonm5: perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower
@markleggett: Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with “America” written on it.
@Izianikapani: My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though.
@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.