@Jam453Lane: They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer.
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@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
@KateWhineHall: Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up.