@Jam453Lane: They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait....
@myvisable: If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.