@BrettDruck: They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ.
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@ibid78: [sees girl reading The Bible] "Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."
@Marlebean: Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?
@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@OfficialMizGin: I hate it when a guy pulls out a chair in front of me. I’m never sure if he’s a gentleman or a chair thief.