@TheCatWhisprer: They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.
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@shariv67: No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that.
@JediGigi: Him: Guess what. Me: You got me a dozen puppies? Him: Uh no. Me: 2 dozen puppies? Him: Me: 3 dozen? Him: Me: OMG 4 DOZEN PUPPIES?
@writerPT: We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing.
@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand