@meganamram: They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants
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@SimonNRicketts: BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then.
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.