@weirdralph: They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? "We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
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@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@Poutymcgee: The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm "no longer allowed in the library".
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What sound do dogs make? 3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses? 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs? 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.