@weirdralph: They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? "We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
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@KeetPotato: [answers my phone] "hello?" hey it's me, can you talk? "since i was two" no, can you talk now? "do you hear words coming out my mouth?"
@sarcasm_inc: Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop