@weirdralph: They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? "We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
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@3sunzzz: The closest I've ever come to being a 'hunter and gatherer' is opening my own pistachios.
@cjcapbt: I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away ..
@StrawburyDelite: Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew.
@13spencer: A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled "I'm taken," and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow.