@Skatronixxx: They got a point!
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@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: *Goes to zoo to see the world's oldest tortoise. Guide: He's over 200 years old. How cool is that? *Tortoise says something racist.
@CalebTenenbaum: If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something...