@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
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@flashember: PROPHET DANIEL: Behold! the fourth beast had ten eyes and ten horns. Even the horns had eyes KING BELSHAZZAR: do you even hear yourself Dan
@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
@ibid78: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" *sighs* "Because I'm a sweater" "BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."