@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
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@KentWGraham: I think college costs are so high because at that point parents are willing to pay anything to get their kids out of the house.
@JesKeepSwimming: The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.