@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
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@mishakey: Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more.
@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@That_Damn_Duck: You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.
@Tmoney68: People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my señor year.