@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
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@PhuckinCody: wife: our house is on fire! who you gonna call?! [later] ghostbusters (standing in ashes): u really should've called the fire department
@Sam_From_Kansas: Alan from Facebook is concerned about "boarder" control and thinks they should "learn our langage"