@jazmasta: They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes
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@SloanPerry: when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Women freeze their eggs until they are ready to be a mom? Can I freeze my two year old until I'm ready?
@Reverend_Scott: Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that.