@jazmasta: They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes
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@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.