@Brianhopecomedy: They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.
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@meh_thinks: The phrase “A stone’s throw” has been discontinued. Please use “In Wifi range” from now on.
@gsu9696: Yeah, he jumped from 128,000 feet, but I fixed the shower today with a 4yo asking what i was doing 128,000 times.... Lets call it tie, ok?
@Lowenaffchen: *affixes a second leash to a hot babes dog while shes tying her shoe* would you look at that. we have the exact same dog. this is incredible