@Brianhopecomedy: They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.
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@Ideal_Victoria: Date: Sing me something Me: ♫ Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeee ♫ *banner plane flies by with “we should see other people”