@Hect0rMayorga: They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion "The true grease stain remover"
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@SamDelanche: My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is.
@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.
@The_KJM: I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial.