@TitansHomer: They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black.
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@StarWarsProblms: Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice. Vader: But why? I've been loyal. Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?
@LaBaPete: Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there.
@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18