@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@WheelTod: Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own.
@meganamram: My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!
@1800Randy: I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
@facciabella: Because you can't hang up in person.
@juneohara65: Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast.