@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@weismanjake: "This isn't my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
@DarzieDAMN: It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.
@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect"
"New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@Brianhopecomedy: My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, "Please kick me in the face".