@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I share an office thermostat with a middle aged woman. I'm in a t-shirt while she's rubbing 2 pencils together trying to start a trash fire
@chanelsprinkles: *illegally downloads a social life*
@WilliamAder: I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT.
Excuse me, can I borrow your towel? This cinnamon roll is really sticky.