@le_buns: they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like "oh"
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@noog: If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity.
@elle91: In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life.
@Contwixt: Confidence is important. Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.
@pleatedjeans: [blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]