@le_buns: they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like "oh"
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@LuvPug: Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer.
@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
@YeahDrewisOn: Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?
@robcorddry: Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade