@crushingbort: They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people
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@BasicLyes: Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking.
@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.
@SondraDeeMe: I may be paranoid, but it feels like the world is out to get me. *trips over globe and breaks both legs*