@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
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@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
@LifeStricken: How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother's day card?
@BackrowSeats: If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat.