@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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@Breadery: Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: anytime I light a candle I immediately picture a firefighter explaining to my neighbors how it happened
@hellolanemoore: yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time