@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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@shesananteater: One day I'm gonna go to work without my glasses and they're gonna be like, "Who's that hottie?" and I'm gonna be like, "WHO IS SAYING THAT?"
@BackrowSeats: Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.