@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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@shariv67: You can blame those "meddling kids" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost.
@sirchutney: Who just rang my doorbell? Its either: 1. A murderer 2. The police 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
@MarfSalvador: Cop: I can only hold you for another hour Criminal: Then you're just gonna let me go?! Cop: You know I gotta work, babe
@rebrafsim: HER: but you can't leave me - I'm carrying your baby! HIM: HER: HIM: actually, that's how babysitting works. I'll be home in 2 or 3 hours