@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am.
@wickedsuga: I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong.
@evidentlyblonde: Open an ice cream shop with flavors like "don't be sad," "they're not worth it," "you deserve better" and see if people don't flock right in
@T_Bonezzz: Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape