@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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@LouisPeitzman: If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know.
@rolldiggity: I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, "Just diet and exercise, guys!"
@kumailn: Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.