@Mulva74: Love so rare, you can still hear it moo.
@upsidedowntrash: You: *sneezes*
Me: [hears phrases incorrectly but appropriates them anyway] kazoo night.
@sad_tree: There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE
@abhorrent_wife: *looks up from phone*
"Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."
@2tickytacky: OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed.
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