@Laser_Cat: They say if you love something you should let it go, but I don't think this pastrami sandwich will come back to me, so I'm just eating it.
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@Reverend_Scott: I don't understand how people in the Walking Dead are living in the zombie apocalypse and they still look more well rested than I do
@Reverend_Scott: "The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online." - idiots
@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.