@joeljeffrey: They say it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something. Please. You wanna know expertise? I've spent over 300,000 hrs being a moron
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@mstern68: Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food
@T_Bonezzz_: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn
@turtledumplin: 8yo: mommy how old are you? Me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?
@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.