@pmann555: They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea...
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@ibid78: I wish softcore horror was a genre. Like, "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S A KITTEN! OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST A FEATHER."
@ahoytheboat: my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles.
@shutupmikeginn: The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK