@pmann555: They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea...
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@Cool_Jesse: When I wrote "Spiritual" on my online-dating profile, I meant I like to watch 'Ghostbusters'.
@WheelTod: *Showing Pet Sematary to 6yo daughter "Anyway, this is what happens to kids who don't learn how to spell."
@Darlainky: Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again.