@TheTalkingPipe: They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.
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@RuthDavidsonMSP: Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team.
@merrittk: cashier: youre so beautiful me: thank you! my brain: shes flattering u... to get u to buy more groceries...
@KyleMcDowell86: KANGAROO(tasting beer) *sips* This is too hoppy for me [BrewMaster] I thought youd love "hoppy" beer lol [Kangaroo] (sternly) That's racist