@DadandBuried: They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother.
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@jonnysun: this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying
@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.
@3sunzzz: If I was stranded on a snowy mountaintop with friends and had to resort to cannibalism, the most horrific part would be not having ketchup.
@Home_Halfway: Congrats on your new baby. I remember a night where you drank a fifth of Jim Beam and crapped yourself. Glad you're raising a child now.