@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.
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@GrantTanaka: me: son, you're adopted son: WHAT me: no no it's a good thing, it means we actually wanted you daughter: WHAT
@divatulips: Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't.