@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.
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@alrightbob: "Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.
@dubiousgenius: So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe