@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
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@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
@NYC_Blonde: I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight.
@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.