@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
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@MyPolishFace: Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore
@Ristolable: Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing
@Muaythaigirlie: Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work. I'm serious The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing.
@_MStJohn: If you wanna be my lover - I'm listening You gotta get with my friends - ....I'm listening