@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.
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@brianbowman73: Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101