@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.
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@therealeatwood: [I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means… [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]
@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
@causticbob: What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.