@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.
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@blondebombs: They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
@TheTweetOfGod: Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now.
@leifromloihi: [pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators
@Reverend_Scott: Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work.