@leahlovescheez: They say "pick your battles", so today Oreos win.
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@whatmaddness: "I'm not like other girls," I say, clacking my pinchers and scuttling back into the murky lagoon.
@LoneWolfStories: That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk.