@bazlyons: They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'
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@AndrewChamings: If you’re forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you’ve got another Thing coming.
@jdforshort: College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs
@KalvinMacleod: HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over