@bazlyons: They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'
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@seamussaid: when my daughter is mad she points at me and delivers what I can only assume is a gypsy curse
@theshamingofjay: Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?
@BooFricketyHoo: That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse.
@mollymcnearney: Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.