@Black__Elvis: They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season.
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@Ideal_Victoria: Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however... not so much.
@kwirkyKerri: I'm just going to cut out the middle man and start cashing my paychecks at the liquor store.
@KyleMcDowell86: When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe
@garrydavenport: I name photos of me stroking animals in files called "Fireworks and big dogs.jpg" so my cats won't find them on my computer.