@mommajessiec: They say the cheetah is the fastest land animal, but nobody has ever clocked a parent whose child called for a plunger from within the bathroom.
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@ArfMeasures: DENTIST [nods at my son] He did so well, do you want a sticker for him? ME: Yeah, sure [home] WIFE: Where's Harry? ME [smoothing sticker down on my shirt] the dentist offered a trade