@envydatropic: They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Tmoney68: My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: I'm way tougher than you. Wife: I gave birth twice without an epidural. Me: So? Wife: You called in sick for an ice cream headache.