@envydatropic: They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people
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@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
@Marlebean: The biggest threat of punishment for my daughter is saying I'll pick out her clothes for school.
@LindaInDisguise: Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years.