@envydatropic: They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people
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@TheTweetOfGod: Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you.
@SteveSuckington: Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way