@Underchilde: They say they’re free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave.
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@Alex_N_Chains: I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation.
@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
@DanMentos: [spelling bee] "your word is... death" can you use it in a sentence? "in most states, yes"