@Underchilde: They say they’re free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave.
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@LuvPug: I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps
@GeorgeScumbag: Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub.
@theshamingofjay: A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?
@ohwrigley: Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.