@TheCatWhisprer: They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day.
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@skillsmcgill: Save money on laser removal of 'love hate' knuckle tattoos, by changing the last letter to an 's' and developing an interest in millinery.
@bornmiserable: COP: Do you know why I stopped you? HIM: We were going too fast? COP: Yes. Get to know her first. Don't just talk about yourself either.
@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
@Smooheed: *tries to flirt* *twirls hair in fingers* *fingers get caught in giant knot* *learns to live using only one arm*