@SteveSuckington: They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half.
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@Mr_Kapowski: You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did
@StupidSophia_: Me: "The only person I need in my life is you." Bartender: "Please stop trying to hold my hand."