@prodigalsam: They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
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@BigFatNothing: A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?
@Heronhell: When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone
@Cherbearxo: Apparently it's okay for the office to have "casual Friday's," but "nudist Tuesday's" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me.