@prodigalsam: They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
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@samLM68: How to enjoy babies: 1 Hold them 2 Kiss them 3 Hand them back to their mom 4 Go have drinks with grown ups 5 Laugh about not having a baby
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@TomItUp: "You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?" "I'm just here to take out the trash." "Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."