@prodigalsam: They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
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@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.
@envydatropic: First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?
@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
@ShortWhiteNUgly: My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.