@prodigalsam: They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
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@neiltyson: Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats
@tdwyer618: "Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?" "He didn't do his 1st grade homework."
@david8hughes: [at the mall] "I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?" "Sure, what's his name?" "Xander." "See, that's why he ran off."
@virgiltexas: You cowards just love watching the NFL Draft while you're all too chickenshit to go off and serve in the football yourselves.