@_Shizzle: They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos".
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@pharmasean: Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song’s called "Für Elise” Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U
@EmaSlema: I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said "no" so he's obviously the smartest man alive
@kwirkyKerri: *smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress.