@_Shizzle: They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos".
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@Schmoodles: Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help.