@MariyaAlexander: They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point
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@NourHadidi: Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears". Where else would the music go smartypants?
@realHamOnWry: I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you.
@neiltyson: There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't.