@MariyaAlexander: They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point
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@envydatropic: When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?" it's a rhetorical question I know this now
@Reverend_Scott: Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This.
@ColoChiver: Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived.