@MariyaAlexander: They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point
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@illuminatedwndr: the guy at Subway just put Cheetos on my sandwich. can't tell if he's stoned, or he knows that I am
@Gooooats: Me on the Phone: I'm going to "work" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes.
@AudreyPorne: hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol