@Rachelnoise: They should make an alarm clock that plays the sound of my dog about to throw up.
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@AnitaHelmet: Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
@AnkCoupleTO: Genie: I'll grant you 3 wishes Me: I want to fall in love G: OK next M: With a really nice girl *we both start laughing*
@BassoonJokes: all my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second