@JPHaddadio: They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss.
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@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@TheRolo: Me: I would love to sleep with you Her: ok I think we're ready for this [We lay down and nap because we are not perverts like you]
@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"