@TheCatWhisprer: They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year.
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@TheTweetOfGod: "Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'." Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation.
@girlontapas: Love it when I see the sign: “You must have been born before 1999 to buy tobacco products.” My oldest bra can smoke now.
@juliussharpe: Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?