@AngelaEhh: They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars.
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@joejwest: DATE: I'm leaving ME: Why? D: You keep pretending to be a bat M: I don't D: You're doing it right now [a single tear rolls up my forehead]
@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.