@shariv67: They should really replace, "I now pronounce you man and wife" with "FINISH HIM!!"
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@TweetingDadGuy: Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that.
@KevinFarzad: Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola.
@Reverend_Scott: Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!
@slimmy_shady: Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?