@shariv67: They should really replace, "I now pronounce you man and wife" with "FINISH HIM!!"
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@GuyEndoreKaiser: Do you have any motivational books? Yeah, they're in the back. (long pause) Do you have any that are closer?
@TheSharona06: Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
@TheDairylandDon: Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma.