@shariv67: They should really replace, "I now pronounce you man and wife" with "FINISH HIM!!"
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@hyperblastchic: Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*
@JB4Realz: "Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*
@santhonythomas: I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves.