@Aspersioncast: Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?

@E_lok44: Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?

@Loli_Sug: Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first

@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven

@jrza84: Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat