@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.
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@AndyAsAdjective: terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth
@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
@david8hughes: [cops knock on my door] "Sir?" "Nobody's home." "Who said that then?" "My dog." "Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"