@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.
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@RxitWounds: OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]
@MooseAllain: A cropped version of my wind turbines cartoon seems to be doing the rounds. It’s by me, if you see it.
@TJ_TheMenace: Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God.