@DurtMcHurtt: "They're like a sponge at this age" I say to the parents of the baby I'm using to scrub dishes with.
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@Izzybcrazy: 2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad
@TheBoydP: Top Seven Bacon for Breaking: 7. Bacon point 6. Bacon even 5. Bacon Benjamin 4. Bacon my heart 3. Bacon Bad 2. Bacon the law 1. Bacon wind
@AddledPixie: "Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight.
@XplodingUnicorn: I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It’s the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets.