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@KirstenCatClub: Things a raccoon and I have in common:

1) Dark circles around the eyes.
2) Likes eating junk.
3) We're both cute but will kill you.

Things a raccoon and I have in common:

1) Dark circles around the eyes.
2) Likes eating junk.
3) We’re both cute but will kill you.

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