@KirstenCatClub: Things a raccoon and I have in common:
1) Dark circles around the eyes.
2) Likes eating junk.
3) We're both cute but will kill you.
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@krustythe_klown: [12 doctors in a meeting] alright. which one of you idiots leaked the 1 weird tip to lose weight that doctors wont tell you. IDIOTS!
@Landon8426: Chess with Australians must get so confusing. "Check, mate." "Naw mate, that's just a check." "That's what I said. Check, mate"
@JediGigi: Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!
@Ahm76: Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named "Insects Rabbit" and his catchphrase was, "What is transpiring, Physician?"
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