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@PaperWash: Things more likely to kill you than Ebola:

- choking on a wheat thin
- erotic asphyxiation
- falling off the toilet
- a duck with a gun

Things more likely to kill you than Ebola:

– choking on a wheat thin
– erotic asphyxiation 
– falling off the toilet 
– a duck with a gun

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